Ellen’s favorite tweets of the week. [video]
cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them
sexual orientation: this picture of benedict cumberbatch
when your obsessive special interest suddenly changes and your blog followers are like wtf this isn’t what i signed up for
my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”
Thor the passive aggressive roommate.
IF THOU CANNOT FLUSH AFTER USING THE TOILET, YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO USE IT AT ALL.
omg i never knew that disney owns marvel what what what
disney owns everything
disney owns star wars
disney owns abc
disney owns you
dose this mean the Avengers count as disney princes?
A+ parenting courtesy of the Turner family
#my life in 5 words, 14 letters, and one bracketed action
you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe
cuz u basic
Best exit in the history of ever.
but what about
there should be a dramatic-exit contest between Myrtle and Malloy
petition for this to be a new starkid challenge
Just once, I want to leave a room like Lucius Malfoy.